谁有英文趣文啊要英文的趣闻,短一点,最好有翻译,

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谁有英文趣文啊
要英文的趣闻,短一点,最好有翻译,

Answer 1

英语小短文,
（一）I have rested for a week.I began to feel bored.So I went out with my friends.They are my best friends in the middle school.We didn’t go to someplace special.We just saw the other.We had lunch together.While we were having lunch,we were still talking about the new school and new friends.Yes!A year later,we have grown riper.And we learned much more things and got new life.We haven’t enough time to play,to waste and to lose the way.We only have two years.Two years to go,we will get the real life which belongs to us.
（二）
I have stayed in Shanghai alone for a week.It’s time for me to go to my real home—it is in Beijing.My parents are waiting for me.Although outside is no matter how beautiful,Beijing is still my home.In fact,there is many fresh things.Like red bayberries.In the afternoon,I took a bus to Beijing.I was very unlucky that my mp3 was stolen.I was very sad.I didn’t know why thieves went to steal other’s things.Why don’t they hunt for a job?I don’t why!I hope there is no thief in our motherland.