谁知道这句英文是什么意思?Arollingbellrisesme.I'malongnosedwizardinacastle.Myportionisachilledboiledegglikeacorpse.Ifinishupwithaholepickle.NowIremembertoaskacaketocerebrateinadvance.Itringsagainfor

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谁知道这句英文是什么意思?
A rolling bell rises me.I'm a long nosed wizard in a castle .My portion is a chilled boiled egg like a corpse.I finish up with a hole pickle .Now I remember to ask a cake to cerebrate in advance.It rings again for my hatred.Tells me to finish everything piercing a white back with two swords.就这句 百度翻译上翻的很奇怪 请高人来翻译下
最后一句错了 应该是 It tells me。

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这什么玩意儿……儿童文学?
我猜你的拼写错误真不少……先胡乱翻翻吧.
清晨钟声将我唤醒.我是个鼻子长长的巫师,住在城堡里.我的早饭是已经凉透了的水煮蛋,啃起来就像在嚼尸体……早餐的最后是一颗腌菜.现在我记得要提前订蛋糕进行庆祝.钟声再次作响,让我恨之入骨.钟声提醒我是时候结束所有一切,用两把剑刺穿白背.