英语翻译一天一家小影院放映一片子.广告写到《《七个男人和一个女人的故事》》并有说明：一美女莫名晕倒,七男人强行拖入森林；等待美女的.众人都觉很有吸引力逐买票入场,等到电影

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英语翻译
一天一家小影院放映一片子.广告写到《《七个男人和一个女人的故事》》并有说明：一美女莫名晕倒,七男人强行拖入
森林；
等待美女的.
众人都觉很有吸引力逐买票入场,
等到电影放映时,大屏幕出现：
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《白雪公主》
众人气急败坏的走了.
（二）
隔天众人再次路过小影院,见广告有所变化.
广告写到《《七个男人和一个女人的故事》》并有说明：
一如花美女与七男人的数天惊涛骇浪般的销魂（绝非《白雪公
主》）.
众人这次觉得比上次更有吸引力,而且说明不是白雪公主,逐
又买票入常
结果大屏幕出现：
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《八仙过海 》
第三天 当所有人都决定再也不进入这家影院的时候
却看到广告上写道：本院为真情回报广大支持国产大作的朋友
特别吐血大放送!
《七个可爱男孩和一对年轻夫妻曲折的故事》
附言写道：七个可爱的男孩趁年轻夫妻无防备的时候一个一个
的进入他们的家 却反被年轻
的夫妻所治服 但最后却出现大逆转情况 丈夫被杀 年轻美丽的
妻子落入七个男孩的魔
掌……
本片情节曲折精彩感人 为广大有婚夫妇培养下一代所必看之佳
大家听说情节曲折精彩感人而且还是可爱的男孩和年轻夫妻的
故事 于是又都禁不住诱惑买
票进场了
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经过漫长的等待之后 屏幕上终于出现画面了
只见上面清晰的打出了3个大字《葫芦娃》
众人当时就全都吐血了~真不愧是吐血大放送……

Answer 1

One day a small theater showing a child. Ad wrote, "" Seven men and a woman's story, "" and has made it clear: a beauty inexplicable fainted, seven men forcibly dragged into
                 Forest;
                 Wait for the beauties. . . . . . . .
                 Felt by all the people were very attractive to buy tickets
                 Wait until the film, the big screen appears:
                 . . .
                 . . .
                 . . .
                 "Snow White"
                 Everyone went away angrily.
                 (B)
                 The next day everyone passing through a small theater again, see the ads change.
                 Ad wrote, "" Seven men and a woman's story, "" and has made it clear:
                 Beauty of a flower with seven days of men like waves ecstasy (not "Bai Xuegong
Lord ").
                 The last time everyone feel more attractive, and description is not Snow White, by
Also buy a ticket into the regular
                 Results The screen appears:
                 . . .
                 . . .
                 . . .
                 "Eight Immortals"
                 On the third day when everyone has decided not to enter this theater of the time
                 But see the ads read: return of the general hospital for the truth to support domestic masterpiece friend
Special hematemesis great run! ! !
                 "Seven cute boys and a young couple twists and turns of the story"
                 PS wrote: cute boys, seven couples were young and non-defensive