求一篇英语值日报告!随便一个小故事,励志的,幽默的都可以,但要在2—4分钟内让我把他说完,我找了好久找不到合适的,有合适的又内容不好,

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求一篇英语值日报告!
随便一个小故事,励志的,幽默的都可以,但要在2—4分钟内让我把他说完,我找了好久找不到合适的,有合适的又内容不好,

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推荐李阳crazy english中的My pledge/my oath
I can't stand my poor English !I can't stand my ten years of wasted time !I can't stand being looked down upon!I can't stand being laughed at !I want to improve my situation !I want to change my life !I want to be successful !I want to be international !I can't want to let my parents down !I don't ever want to let my country down !
Most importantly ,I don't want to let myself down!I want to speak perfect English !I want to understand all kinds of accents !I want to write beautiful articles!I want to read thousands of books !I want to translate freely between Chinese and English .I want to be the master of the world's two :Most important languages Chinese and English .
我的誓言
我不能忍受我的破烂英语!我不能忍受我十年来虚度的光阴!我不能忍受被别人看扁!我不能忍受被别人嘲笑!我要改善我的处境!我要改变我的生活!我要成为成功人士!我要成为国际人才!我不想让我的父母失望!我也不想让我的祖国失望!
更重要的是,我不想让我自己失望!我要说出一口纯正的英语!我要听懂各种各样的口音!我要写一手漂亮的文章!我要阅读成千上万的书籍!我要在中英文之间自由转换.我要成为世界上最重要的两种语言——汉语和英语的大师.