说节日的搞笑英语对话,4个人说,快啊,星期五就开始了,记住：内容一定要搞笑!

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说节日的搞笑英语对话,4个人说,快啊,星期五就开始了,记住：内容一定要搞笑!

Answer 1

Aside:Once upon a time,a beautiful princess named Snow White.We referred to as her white.But!In the near future,the queen is dead,the king married a new queen,is the new queen of drowning fish,birds killed,more than indescribably beautiful!
Queen game,holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand,brand,"Beautiful Invincible"
After:a woman so good!I am the world's most beautiful woman,you say,right?
Lady-in-waiting:yes!Earth know!Do not believe it,you ask mirror on the wall!
After:Mirror mirror on the wall!Who is the world's most beautiful woman?
Mirror:...that ...before the most beautiful queen you are wrong you,but more than a decade,and indeed some Shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white!She also on the latest issue of the Flower The son does the cover!
After:I say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi!Her she was her she was her!I kill her!(Meditation,refers to the ring) waiter!
Killer (wearing a mirror on the wall,toothpicks Diao,rickety,rub the new queen) Why Why?
After:the image of the attention!I have a serious matter and you want to talk about
Killer:"What '
After:Snow White,what's that called you to help me kill her!
Killer (money than the position):...
After:2,000,000!Enough
Killer (spit toothpicks) 2,000,000?Will not do not!Too few!Plus point!
After the (killer arrived fist holding his chin):2,010,000,the line!Or not!
Killer:closing!
After:Ha,ha,ha ha ha (end)
Killer turn their backs to the audience in clothes loaded things
Turned
I Shuai is the legendary killer of the dead shark!
Princess:In a dark night of the toes,he he he he grasped my left hand.Then,he he he he he grasped my right hand,then we jump up a dance,I have to be from his Mei Nanji into being
Aside:all of a sudden!His face changed,from the arms out (gadgets out) out!(Gadgets out) took out a knife!
Princess while doing back-girls
"Do not scare you at home,people are you girls!"
Killer bow,sighing,turning,hair strand:wrong,wrong,wrong!Hey,I always Xintai Ruan,Xintai Ruan,all have their own problems Tam!You go!I do not kill you
Aside:Princess ah fled away and escaped to a small forest!Met her fate in the 7 men!
(7 Dwarfs along with the music of Swan Lake ballet dancing game)
Dwarfs 1:Who are you!
Dwarfs 2:how do you here?
Dwarfs 3:eat our rice
Dwarfs 4:wear our clothes
Dwarfs 5:sleeping in our bed?
Dwarfs 6:to bring you the cash
7 Dwarfs together:here,but we do not use their credit cards to the yo!
White:I!Is the legendary beautiful and lovely,lively,smart,loves everyone,see flowers bloom,the car tire of the car see Snow White!Though,alas,utterly devoid of conscience,I want to drive people out of the Queen!Sent killer To kill me,and thanks to a crucial moment,I performed like a honey trap,was able to escape!Hey,my prince ah,why can not you hurry up to do!
Since then,the 7 Dwarfs of Snow White took a day,dwarves dig out gold on the Snow White at home to do housework,this day,people have to go out of small dwarf,Before I left,they gave snow Princess a couplet.
Alliance on:domestic violence to resist!
Xia Lian:Call of the community of love!
Hengpi:Do not talk to strangers!
White:hey,really difficult to do housework ah!From morning till now more than 3 hours,and I did not even have a table Cawan!Hey
Queen from the mirror on the wall that there has been no dead white,fly into a rage,ready to participate personally!
After the (door); room was right!
White (to himself):Oh,must be engaged in the marketing!Dwarves can not let people come in to sell out!(Shouting) you are selling out of it
After:Yes,ah
White:That person is no room!
After:I have nothing to do with the marketing,I recommend some good things in particular the Special!
Aside:it is not engaged in the marketing ......
White:Oh!Have nothing to do with the marketing ah!Come in,do not lock the door!
After (to himself) I knock on the door unlocked for a long time nothing!
After the (smiling):beautiful girl,I have been here for the beautiful things you have prepared Oh!
White:a small umbrella with it?
Pass after a small umbrella
White:I brought you!Yes!Ah!Yes!(Back)
After:how it has not
White (see shrug days) did it rain!
After:In that case,what you have to walnut?
White; do you have carrots
After:What I said was,you have to do walnut?
White (Sha Sha's) do you have carrots
After the (loud) I said yes,you have to,nuclear,peach,it?
White (to increase the volume):Oh!Yes walnut!(Sha Sha return to the expression) you have a carrot it?
After the princess will take a small umbrella in the Dayun chair,pick up the walnuts,in all seriousness of the audience:the walnut is toxic Oh!
Mouth to feed into the white,left the Queen
Small dwarf people to go home
Dwarfs 1:Pig!Do not sleep!Up soon to work!
2 dwarves with white hand-breath test,like an idiot:she is dead,al -
Small dwarf people to repeat them finished,"she died in Jerusalem"
Took out his pocket tissues,weeping,while throwing tear while shouting:she is dead,al !
At this point,the Prince of neighboring countries to come here to hunt
Prince under the sheets when a small plane cloak-like game,ran twice in the next to Princess Margaret came to a halt.
Prince:Who is this!
Dwarf small people:As a matter of fact,this is a beauty!
Prince look carefully:I kao!This is also called beauty!
Aside:After the poisoning of the white beyond recognition
Prince Princess flat:an insult to my eyes!
Princess spit walnut,wake up,get up,look around:Who hit me!Who!Who!
See Prince
White:wow!Ge Ye Shuai!
Prince (back) are you going to do you,you
White (men loaded mature voice):beautiful!Too beautiful!
Prince:Princess!You long as it is the unrestrained,as the tragic,as people forget to look over (the tragic tone)
White:Do not you say so,others just a little small but beautiful you,Ha ha.
Prince (referring to days); why!Why do I have to accept such a fate!
White:Prince!Do not worry!We do not like the Butterfly Lovers and so sad!
Prince:Oh!Why!Why do I have to accept such a fate!(Run office sight)
White:We have not married Prince you can not go!
Narration:Since then,White began a pursuit of Prince,but according to official historical records,and since then they have on the well-being and happiness of life!
Ultimately the whole