英语翻译谁帮我翻译一下：有一天,老师叫大家画画,很多同学都画的很漂亮.可是老师却发现JOHN交叻一张白纸.老师问JOHN：“你为什么交白纸?”JOHN说：“我有画画在上面啊》”老师说：“你

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英语翻译
谁帮我翻译一下：
有一天,老师叫大家画画,很多同学都画的很漂亮.
可是老师却发现JOHN交叻一张白纸.老师问JOHN：“你为什么交白纸?”
JOHN说：“我有画画在上面啊》”老师说：“你画的什么?”JOHN说：“牛吃草.”老师很奇怪,：“草呢.”JOHN笑着说：“被牛吃光啦.”老师又问：“那牛呢?”,JOHN说：“草都吃光了牛还留在这里干什么?”
顺便帮我想个标题
一定要很准确哦,有急用,
翻译之后,在帮我找个英语笑话,要100-150词,我是初二的,要普遍初二学生都看得懂的那种,重谢

Answer 1

1. Virtue
Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student.
When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered. "Perseverance is a virtue."
美 德
获取研究生学位多年以后,我回到位于宾翰顿的纽约州立大学当教员.一天,电梯里很拥挤,有人抱怨电梯效率太低.我说自我在那里当学生起,20年来电梯一直没有换过.
最后当电梯门打开时,我感到有人在我的背上同情地拍了一下,回过头来我看到一位年长的修女正在朝我微笑.“你会拿到学位的,亲爱的,”她低声说道：“坚持不懈是一种美德.”
2. Difference
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say, 'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."
区 别
“研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来,”在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说.“我说‘下午好’,本科生们回答说‘下午好’.研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上.”