一分钟英语小笑话50秒到60秒,要易背的.急

Question

一分钟英语小笑话
50秒到60秒,
要易背的.急

Answer 1

Mark is a good boy,but he is not very clean.His face and hands always very dirty.
One day,Mark goes to school.His teacher looks at him and says:"Mark,I know what you eat today.""What?"Mark asks."Eggs.your face and your mouth tell me that."
"No."Mark says,"not today,but the day before yesterday."
可是手打的咧~看我多好.其实很简单的哦!哈哈,英语天才在此,不用犯愁咯!
翻译：马克是个好男孩,但他不是很干净.他的手和脸总是很脏.
一天,马克去学校.他的老师看着他,说：“我知道你今天早上吃了什么.”“什么?”马克问道.“鸡蛋.你的脸和嘴告诉了我.”“不,”马克说,“不是今天,是前天.”