求一个英语稿要一个简短的小英语短文,大约1分钟的,最好是笑话,课前FREETALK用,最好比较难的词有注解和音标,偶是高二的,

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求一个英语稿
要一个简短的小英语短文,大约1分钟的,最好是笑话,课前FREE TALK用,最好比较难的词有注解和音标,偶是高二的,

Answer 1

这个笑话挺好笑的.生字应该不多.你自己要学查字典的.
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A BIG E-mail Mistake
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida.His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day.When he reached his hotel,he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.
Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address,he did his best to type it in from memory.Unfortunately,he missed one letter,and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before.When the grieving widow checked her e-mail,she took one look at the monitor,let out a piercing scream,and fell to the floor dead.
At the sound,her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in.Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Your Loving Husband.
P.S.Sure is hot down here.