谁能帮我找点英语笑话啊z~~~~~~~~~~~简单点的就行啊~~

Question

谁能帮我找点英语笑话啊z~~~~~~~~~~~
简单点的就行啊~~

Answer 1

Dramatic Change of Career
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a
question.
The driver screamed,lost control of the car,nearly hit a bus,went up
on the footpath,and stopped centimetres from a shop window.For a
second everything went quiet in the cab,then the driver said "Look
mate,don't ever do that again.You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologised and said he didn't realise that a little tap
could scare him so much.The driver replied
"Sorry,it's not really your fault.Today is my first day as a cab
driver - I've been driving 'hearses' for the last 25 years!"