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求一篇2人的英语相声剧本要适合女生的相声

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求一篇2人的英语相声剧本
要适合女生的相声
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  Once there lived a kind and lovely girl. After her father's death, her stepmother became cruel to her.Her two step-sisters teased her, asking her to do all the housework.
  从前有一位可爱善良的姑娘,她父亲很早就去世了.她的继母经常虐待她,继母带来的两个孩子也经常欺负她,她们把灰姑娘当女拥一样使唤.
  stepmother: Do the laundry and get on with your duties. Clean the floors right away. And what's more,bring me my breakfast.
  把这些衣服拿到洗衣房做你的事情.把地板赶快给我擦干净.另外,把我的早饭带来.
  stepsister1: Cinderella! Get me my sweater, I feel a little cold.
  灰姑娘,把我的衣服拿来,我感到有点冷.
  stepsister2: Hurry up! Prepare the carriage for me, hand me my gloves. I'm to be late for my date. You're so, you're always so sluggish.
  快点!把马车给我准备好,递我手套.我约会要晚了,你总是那么慢慢腾腾的.
  Cruel as her stepmother was to her, Cinderella still lived an optimistic life. She had a lot of animal friends.
  虽然继母这样对她,可灰姑娘还是乐观地活着,另外她还有许多小动物做她的朋友.
  One day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party.
  一天,国王要让王子自己选择心爱的人,为王子举办了一个宫廷舞会,邀请城里所有的姑娘参加.
  The stepmother took her two daughters to the party, leaving Cinderella at home, because she was jealous of Cinderella's beauty.
  可继母嫉妒灰姑娘的美貌,让灰姑娘在家干活,独自带着女儿去了.
  Cinderella was broken-hearted. At that time, her fairy godmother appeared.
  灰姑娘非常地伤心,这时,教母出现了.
  Cinderella: There's nothing left to believe in. Nothing!
  没有什么我相信的事情,什么也没有!
  Godmother: Nothing, my dear? Oh, now you don't really mean that.
  亲爱的,什么也没有吗?但现在你的意思并不是这样.
  Cinderella: Oh, but I do.
  噢,但我确实是这样想的.
  Godmother: Nonsense, child! If you'd lost all your faith, I couldn't be here. And here I am!Oh, come now, Dry those tears!
  胡说,孩子.如果你失去了你的信仰,我就不会在这里了.但现在我在这,噢,过来,擦干眼泪.
  Cinderella: Why then, you must be...
  为什么你一定在.
  Godmother: Your fairy godmother? Of course. Now let's see, hmm...now...the magic words.Bibbidi-boddidi-boo. Put them together and what have you got.
  你传说中的教母?当然,现在让我看看.现在,这些魔力的话,Bibbidi-boddidi-boo. 把它们放在一起,看你得到了什么.
  Cinderella: Oh, it's beautiful! It's like a dream, a wonderful dream come true.
  噢,它太美丽了!象一个梦,一个美好的梦想变成了现实.
  Godmother: Yes, my child, but like all dreams, well, I'm afraid this can't last forever. You'll have only till night and...
  是的,我的孩子,象所有的梦一样.恐怕它不能永远延续下去.你仅仅能在午夜和.拥有它.
  Cinderella: Midnight?Oh, thank you.
  午夜?噢,谢谢你.
  Godmother: Oh, just a minute. Remember, on the stroke of twelve, the spell will be broken and everything will be as it was before.
  噢,等一会儿.记住,当时钟敲响到12点的时候,钟将会打破,一切事情又恢复了从前.
  Cinderella: Oh, I understand, but...it's more than I ever hoped for.
  哦,我懂了.但它比我期望的要多地多.
  Godmother: Bless you, my child. Enjoy yourself.
  祝福你,我的孩子,玩得开心.
  At the party, Cinderella danced with the prince all the time.Time passed quickly. All of a sudden, Cinderella caught sight of the clock on the wall. Oh, it is almost
  twelve o'clock-five to twelve!
  舞会上,灰姑娘成了王子唯一选中的舞伴,灰姑娘与王子高兴地跳舞,旁人都很羡慕地看着他们,议论他们.时间在美妙的歌舞中过去,墙上的大钟突然映入灰姑娘的眼里,差5分钟12点.
  Cinderella: Oh, my goodness!
  噢,天啊!
  Prince: What's the matter?
  什么事?
  Cinderella: It's midnight. It's almost midnight.
  午夜了,快到午夜了.
  Prince: Yes, so it is.But why?
  是的,但又怎样呢?
  Cinderella: Goodbye.
  再见.
  Prince: No, no,wait, you can't go now.
  不,等等,你现在不能走.
  Cinderella: Oh, I must, please, I must.
  噢,我必须走.
  Prince: But why?
  但为什么呢?
  Cinderella: goodbye.
  再见.
  Prince: No, wait, come back. Please come back! I don't even know your name. How will I find you? Wait, please wait! Wait!
  不,等等,回来,请回来!我连你的名字都不知道呢.我怎么能找到你呢?等等,等等,等等!
  Cinderella: Goodbye.
  再见.
  The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe.Whoever the shoes fitted well would be the bride of the princel.No one could put on the shoe, nor
  could the two step-sisters. When the officials were going to leave, Cinderella appeared and asked to have a try.
  第二天,国王命令城中每一位女孩必须史穿玻璃鞋,穿上鞋子最合适的姑娘将成为王子的新娘.但城中没有一个女孩能穿着合适.最后来到灰姑娘的家中,继母的女儿们当然也不能穿上那双玻璃鞋,
  正当国王的大臣要离开时,灰姑娘出现在楼梯上,她要求试一试鞋.
  Cinderella: Please wait! May I try it on?
  请等等!我可以试一下吗?
  Stepmother: Oh, pay no attention to her.
  噢,别理她.
  stepsister1: It's only Cinderella!
  她仅仅是灰姑娘!
  stepsister2:Impossible.
  不可能.
  stepsister1: She's out of her mind.
  她疯了.
  stepmother: Yes, yes. Just an imaginative child.
  是的,是的,只是一个爱想象的孩子.
  Duke:Of course, you can have a try, my fair lady.
  当然你可以试试,我的女士.
  Duke: Oh, no!No!This is terrible. The king! What shall I do?
  噢,不!不!这很糟糕.国王!我该做什么呢?
  Cinderella: But perhaps this would help...
  但这或许有点帮助.
  Duke: No, no. Nothing can help now, nothing.
  不,不.现在什么都帮不了.
  Cinderella: You see, I have the other slipper.
  你看,我有另一只拖鞋.
  Cinderella and the prince held a grand wedding and they led a happy life from then on.
  王子和灰姑娘举行了盛大的婚礼,幸福地生活.
  剧本英文版:
  第一场:
  旁白:Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Alice, her mother was dead, her father loved her very much.
  Father: Dear daughter! These presents are for you! Do you like them?
  Alice: Yeah, thank you, Dad.
  Father: My lovely daughter, I hope you are happy forever!
  旁白:But one day, her father married a new wife.
  Look, her step mother and her new sisters are coming.
  Stepmother: Helen, Jenny, look, how beautiful the house is!
  mso-charHelen: Yes, and so many fruits. Apples,bananas, mangoes and lychee. Wow, I like them.(吃水果)
  Jerry: Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress.
  (往身上穿)
  Alice: Oh, no, that’s my dress. It’s a new dress my father bought for me.
  Jerry: Who are you? Mum, who is she?
  Stepmother: She is your little sister. But it doesn’t matter. Look!
  Alice, go, clean the room and then cook for us.
  Alice: Why? I’m not your servant.
  Stepmother: Yeah. But from now on you are our servant.
  Alice and Jerry: Mum, I like her dress.(拽衣服)
  Jenny:I like her necklace.(抢项链戴在脖子上)
  旁白:After that, Alice had been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night. She had no room to live, she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear.
  She was more and more dirty, so people called her Cinderella.
  第二场:
  Stepmother: Who is it?
  Soldier: It’s me. I’m the soldier of the palace.
  (打开门)Good morning, madam, this is for you and your daughters.
  mso-charStepmother: What is it?(打开信看)
  (欢呼)Helen, Jerry, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls.
  mso-charTwo daughters: Hooray! I’ll be the queen!
  mso-charStepmother: Come on, daughters. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up!
  mso-charAlice: Mum, I want to go ,too.
  mso-charThree: You? Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly.
  mso-charStepmother: Daughters, are you ready? Let’s go.
  mso-charAlice: Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do?
  mso-charCat, Peagion, Dog: Don’t be so sad, Alice. At least, we are with you.
  mso-charFairy: Poor girl, let me help you.
  mso-charAnimals: Wow, how beautiful!
  mso-charCat: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen.
  mso-charDog: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party!
  mso-charPeagion: Yes! And the prince will love you at once!
  mso-charFairy: Alice, go to the party and dance. But remember you
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  Alice: Thank you , Fairy.(跑)
  Fairy: (喊)Be careful! Don’t forget the time!
  Alice: I won’t forget.
  第三场
  mso-charMinister1: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince dancing ball. This night,
  our prince will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front,please!
  Minister2:How are they?Which one do you like?
  Prince: No, I don’t like anyone.
  (Alice come in)
  Ministers: Wow, how beautiful!
  (She’s like a fairy. She’s like a Angel. She’s so lovely. She’s like a princess. How pretty the girl is!)
  Prince: Pretty princess, may I dance with you?
  Alice: I’d like to.
  (music and dance)
  (one person pick up a clock)
  Alice: Oh, it’s time to go back. I must go now.
  Prince: Wait, princess, wait!
  Alice(跑,掉一只鞋)
  Prince: (拿起鞋)Pretty princess!Why are you leaving? I must find you!
  Soldiers!
  Soldiers: Yes!
  Prince: Take the shoe to every house. You must find the girl for me.
  Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss!
  第四场:
  (士兵敲门)
  Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers?
  Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam?
  Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace.
  Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her.
  Helen: Let me try.The shoe is mine.
  Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you.
  Jenny: It’s mine. Let me try it.
  Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you.
  Stepmother: Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it.
  mso-charSoldier3:Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter?
  Alice: Hello, gentlemen, may I try it?
  Stepmother :You? Go away!
  Helen: Look at yourself!
  Jenny: So dirty and so ugly!
  mso-charHead Soldier: No, ladies, let her try! Come, little girl, try it on,please!
  mso-charAlice: Thank you! (试鞋)
  mso-charSoldiers: Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well!
  mso-charSoldier1:(Call prince)5535240
  mso-charPrince: Hello, this is prince speaking!
  mso-charSoldier1: Good news, your highnesss! We have found the
  beautiful girl.
  mso-charPrince: Really? That’s wonderfull! I’ll come at once.
  mso-charFairy: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you the
  1last time.(变美丽)
  mso-charPrince: Oh, my deariest princess, I love you, go with me and be my queen, OK?
  mso-charAlice: OK!
  mso-charStepmother and sisters: How did it happen?(昏倒)
  mso-char旁白:The story finished. Alice found her happiness. Alice and
  the prince lived happily ever after! And that brings us to the end of the play.
  (善有善报,恶有恶报,善良的人终会有好报,灰姑娘最终找到了自己的幸福,与王子幸福地生活在一起!
  检举 The Old Cat
  An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could not bite it.
  Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did when they were young."
  意思就是:老猫
  一位老妇有只猫,这只猫很老,它跑不快了,也咬不了东西,因为它年纪太大了.一天,老猫发现一只老鼠,它跳过去抓这只老鼠,然而,它咬不住这只老鼠.因此,老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了,因为老猫咬不了它.
  于是,老妇很生气,因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死.她开始打这只猫,猫说:“不要打你的老仆人,我已经为你服务了很多年,而且还愿意为你效劳,但是,我实在太老了,对年纪大的不要这么无情,要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事情.”
  T---Tiger F---Fox R---Rabbit B---Bird Fr---Frog B----Bear ( 狐假虎威)
  Tiger: I’m a great tiger. I’m very strong. I’m very brave. I’m the king of the forest.But now I’m very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or I’ll die immediately. Oh, there’s nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)
  Fox: I’m a fox. You can see, I’m pretty and lovely. I’m good at cheating 0and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is!
  Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal.
  Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?
  Tiger: Not so good. I’m very hungry now. I want to eat you.
  Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! I’m the king of the forest! I’m the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.
  Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I can’t belive her. I’m the king of the forest here.
  Fox: If you don’t believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.
  Tiger: Ok. Let’s go.
  Rabbit: I’m a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! It’s too hard. I can’t pull it out.
  Bird: I’m a bird.
  Rabbit: Hi!
  Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?
  Rabbit: Yes, please.
  Frog: I’m a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?
  R&B: Yes, come on!
  Frog : Ok! I’m coming!
  Bear: I’m a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here?
  R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are allpuling it out. Please come and help us.
  Bear: Ok! I’m coming.
  Fox: Hello, Bear!
  Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
  Fox: Hello, Frog!
  Frog: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
  Fox: Hello, Bird!
  Bird: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
  Fox: Hello, Rabbit!
  Rabbit: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger! (run away)
  Fox: Tiger, Now, you see. They are so frightened! They all run away!
  Tiger: Yes, you are right. It’s true. I’m very sorry. You are the king of the forest. That’s all right. I will run away. He is the king. He is the king.
  Fox: Wa! There is a big turnip. Now, the turnip belongs to me.