急需超级长又超级拗口的英语绕口令绕口令尽量是越长越好,越拗口越好,最好是搞笑的,绝对不要短的绕口令,起码一个绕口令可以讲1分钟的.

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急需超级长又超级拗口的英语绕口令
绕口令尽量是越长越好,越拗口越好,最好是搞笑的,绝对不要短的绕口令,起码一个绕口令可以讲1分钟的.

Answer 1

A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing-net.
Notes:
1.Finnish:芬兰的
2.fissure:裂缝
Where is the watch I put in my pocket to take to the shop because it had stopped?
Bob bought a big bag of buns to bait the bears' babies.
Notes:
1.bun:小圆面包
2.bait:挑逗,逗弄
A snow-white swan swiftly to catch a slowly-swimming snake in a lake.
Note:
1.swan:天鹅
2.swiftly:迅速地；快捷地
Mr.Cook said to a cook:"Look at this cook-book.It's very good." So the cook took the advice of Mr.Cook and bought the book.
A writer named Wright was instructing his little son how to write Wright right.He said:"It is not right to write Wright as 'rite'---try to write Wright aright!"
Note:
1.rite:仪式；典礼
2.aright:正确地
Bill's big brother is building a beautiful building between two big brick blocks.
Note:
1.block:大楼；大厦
A flea and a fly were trapped in a flue,and they tried to flee for their life.The flea said to the fly "Let's flee!" and the fly said to the flea "Let's fly!" Finally both the flea and fly managed to flee through a flaw in the flue.
Note:
1.flea:跳蚤
2.trap:设陷阱；诱捕
3.flue:烟筒,通气管
4.flee:逃跑
5.flaw:裂痕；裂缝
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper prepared by his parents and put them in a big paper plate.
Note:
1.a peck of :许多,大量的
2.pickled:腌制的
3.pepper:辣椒
If a shipshape ship shop stocks six shipshape shop-soiled ships,how many shipshape shop-soiled ships would six shipshape ship shops stock?
Note:
1.shipshape:井井有条的
2.stock:备有；供应
3.shop-soiled:在商店放旧了的
A monk's monkey mounted
a monastery wall
munching mashed melon
nd melted macaroni.
A tall eastern girl named Short long loved a big Mr.Little.But Little,thinking little of Short,loved a little lass named Long.To belittle Long.Short announced She would marry Little before long.This caused Little shortly to marry Long.To make a long story short,did tall Short love big Little less because Little loved little Long more?
You sent me your bill,Berry,
Before it was due,Berry;
Your father,the elder Berry,
Isn't such a goose,Berry.
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