求英语短剧剧本越短越好搞笑的

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求英语短剧剧本越短越好
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Answer 1

S:kneel down!AOBAi!(严厉的表情)
AO:pardon?
S:do you have breakfast?do you need some water to eat.and some food to drink?Mr AO(害怕)
AO:en!NO!(不屑一顾)dear emperor,what's the matter?
E:oh no no everything goes well,you know ,you can kill anyone so easy?So Shall we play some boxing game !
Just have fun !
AO;oh?(疑惑)of course !with who
E;haha it's xiaobao right here!
AO:haha ,OK,You know "keep your feet in your own court." But I must give him a lesson!
E:OK,let's begin!
S:Ladies and Gentlemen ,welcome to our boxing competition.Allow me to introduce to you the participants.On my right,is Mr.AO From China and on my left is Mr.WEI from china too,Tonight both of them will compete for the Championship.Ladies and Gentlemen ,kindly give them a loud applause .Thank you .!
打斗一会,韦见打不过鳌拜,开始想拯救办法（对话）
W：I am disappointed with you!(叹气)
A:why did you say that?Come on !you will die!
W:I am so disappointed with you!（叹气!）
A:What?Why?What do you mean?I am not an insult!
W:I means that you can't play CS?a popular computer game!
Old man !How disappointed!
A:what game?
W：CS?
A:CS?I can't play?Are you serious?
W:definitely!
A OK!(藐视!)You asked for it.!
W:OK my patience has ended!Where shall my blood be spilled !
A:Don’t waste my time anymore!Let's begin,I could kill you !
二人开始play cs!