大哥大姐我要一篇英语短文我们英语课做,时间1或2分钟,内容简单点,可以是笑话哲理短文等等,帮帮忙!再简单点，，，，，，

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大哥大姐我要一篇英语短文
我们英语课做,时间1或2分钟,内容简单点,可以是笑话哲理短文等等,帮帮忙!
再简单点，，，，，，

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[幽默]- an Old Maid
In a tiny village lived an old maid.In spite of her old age,she was still a virgin.She was very proud of it.She knew her last days were getting closer,so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone:"Born as a virgin,lived as a virgin,died as a virgin."
Not long after,the old maid died peacefully,and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said.The men went to carve it in,but as the lazy no-goods they were,they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.They simply wrote:"Returned unopened."