翻译一下，随便一点，语义连贯就行Theywillbehereinaminute,surely.I’lljuststareatmyshoesalittlewhilelongertopassthetime.WishI’dbroughtabook.Hangon,though,whatifI’vegotthewrongday?Thewrongplace

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翻译一下，随便一点，语义连贯就行
They will be here in a minute, surely. I’ll just stare at my shoes a little while longer to pass the time. Wish I’d brought a book. Hang on, though, what if I’ve got the wrong day? The wrong place? Have the clocks gone back? No, damn it, I’m off home. Whoever I’m waiting for clearly lives in a different time zone from me.
I am always 10 minutes early, so if you’re 10 minutes late, I’ve been foot-tapping for 20 minutes. I know it’s not fair to hold the first 10 against you, but I just can’t help myself. I never wait more than 20 minutes beyond the meeting time we decided upon, not for anyone, ever.
OK, that’s not strictly true. I have, on occasion, hung around anxiously and heart-brokenly for up to an hour, but the bitter anger that follows is never a pretty sight. If you’ve made me wait that long, you will wish you hadn’t bothered turning up at all.
How come some people are always late and some are always on time? If I can manage to be punctual, why can’t you? Because I left a hot cup of coffee at home while you sat down to roll another cigarette. Because I spilled jam on my pants and quickly wiped it off whereas you took time to change your whole outfit. Because I switched off midway through a TV series, but you had to ride out the end, didn’t you? And don’t even think about blaming the traffic. How do you think I got here? By flying carpet? Only carelessness or arrogance (傲慢) can explain a habit of lateness.
Some people are always late because they can’t make realistic calculations about how long it takes to do things. There are 60 seconds in a minute and 60 minutes in an hour. Just deal with it. Painful as it may be, you have to accept that, as you’ve agreed to meet at eight and it’s now a quarter to, you don’t have time to phone your girlfriend.
Much worse, though, are those with big egos (自我). Being late is just rude. Being late on purpose really means that you hate the person you are meeting.
Of course, there are some perfectly lovely latecomers out there. I just never wait long enough to find out.

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当然，他们将在这里一分钟。我只是盯着我的鞋一段时间来打发时间。希望我带了一本书。等等，如果我错了吗？错了地方？有时间回去？不，该死的，我就回家。凡我等地生活在不同的时区，从我。
我总是提前10分钟，所以如果你迟到了10分钟，我顿足20分钟。我知道举办第一次10对你是不公平的，但我只是情不自禁。我从来没有等待超过20分钟的会议之后我们决定，不为任何人，永远。
好吧，那不完全正确。我，偶尔，挂着焦急和心碎地长达一个小时，但强烈的愤怒情绪是不好看。如果你让我等那么久，你会希望你没有出现在所有的烦恼。
为什么有些人总是迟到，总是准时吗？如果我能准时，你为什么不能呢？因为我把一杯热咖啡，在家的时候你坐下来，卷一支烟。因为我把果酱涂在我的裤子和迅速抹去而你花时间去改变你的整个装。因为我关闭在电视剧，但你已经渡过，不是吗？甚至不想责怪交通。你以为我是怎么来的？飞毯？只有粗心或自大（傲慢）可以解释习惯迟到。
有些人总是迟到是因为他们不能去做的事情需要多长时间，现实的计算。一分钟有60秒，一小时60分钟。只是对付它。它可能是痛苦的，你必须承认，你已经同意在八和现在的一刻，你没有时间打电话给你的女朋友。
更糟的是，虽然，那些自负。迟到是很不礼貌的。迟到的目的真的意味着你恨你的人。
当然，有一些非常可爱的后来者那里。我从不等待足够长的时间来找出答案。