英语翻译Mycathasbeenfixed,soshecan'thavebabies,Iamsorry.Uh,IwishIhadacamera,somaybethenIcouldattachmypictureormyfamily'spictureandshowyou.InthefutureIwill.Ok,howaboutthisjoke?hebartender,confused,tellstheduc

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英语翻译
My cat has been fixed,so she can't have babies,I am sorry.Uh,I wish I had a camera,so maybe then I could attach my picture or my family's picture and show you.In the future I will.Ok,how about this joke?
he bartender,confused,tells the duck no.The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day,the duck returns and asks,"Got any grapes?"
Again,the bartender tells him,"No -- the bar does not serve grapes,has never served grapes and,furthermore,will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day,the duck returns,but before he can say anything,the bartender yells,"Listen,duck!This is a bar!We do not serve grapes!If you ask for grapes again,I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment,and then asks,"Got any nails?"
Confused,the bartender says no.
"Good!" says the duck."Got any grapes?"
How do you like that?
I have a question do you have a msn screen name?I don't have one,but I can make one so I can talk to you a little more if you want to.Thanks,have fun in school.bye

Answer 1

我的猫病好了,但是它不能有孩子了.我很抱歉.要是我现在又个照相机我一定会把我和我家人的照片给你看看.以后我会的.好了,这个笑话怎么样?
酒保很困惑,告诉鸭子没有.鸭子谢了谢他然后离开了.
第二天,鸭子又回来问他：“有葡萄吗?”
酒保再一次说：“没有,酒吧不买葡萄,现在不会卖,以后也不会卖.”鸭子谢了他后又走了.
第二天,鸭子又来了,但是在它说话之前,酒保就抱怨到：“听着,鸭子,这是酒吧!我们不卖葡萄!如果你再要普葡萄,我会把你这只蠢鸭子钉在酒吧里.”
鸭子沉默了会,然后说：“有钉子吗?”
困惑的酒保说没有.
“那好”鸭子说,“又葡萄吗”
你喜欢这个笑话吗?
我又一个问题,你有MSN的昵称吗?我没有,但是我能申请个,如果你想的话我可以告诉你更多一些.谢谢,希望你在学校快,拜拜.