英语短文YourPassport(护照)Please!MrHillarrivesatLondonAirport,attheendofathreeweekholidayinFrance.Usuallyhewearsabeard(留胡须).Sinceithasbeenhotthere,hehastakenitoff(剃掉).Buthispassportphotoshowshimwithh

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英语短文
Your Passport(护照) Please!
Mr Hill arrives at London Airport,at the end of a threeweek holiday in France.
Usually he wears a beard(留胡须).Since it has been hot there,he has taken
it off(剃掉).But his passport photo shows him with his beard.\$
An office looks at the photo for a moment,and says:"Will you excuse me?
Please sit down.I shan't keep you long." With this,he walks away,shows the
photo to a second office,and says:"I know that face." The second officer looks
at the passport and asks where Mr Hill has come from.When he hears that Mr
Hill has arrived back from Paris,the second officer smiled and says:"An Englishman
with a beard stole a painting in Paris on Friday,And that man looks just the
kind of man ..."
Suddenly it comes to the first officer who Mr Hill is.He returns to him,
and asks:"Did you teach at the No.2 .High School?" When Mr Hill answers,
in surprise,that he did,the first officer smiles and says:"I thought so.
I'm Jack Smith.You taught me French.You haven't changed a bit."

Answer 1

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希尔先生在结束法国三周之旅后抵达伦敦机场.他通常留有胡须.由于伦敦很热,他把胡子剃了.但他在护照上是有胡子的.一个官员看了照片一会儿,说：“抱歉,请先坐会儿,我不会耽搁你太久.”说完,官员离开了,把照片给另一个官员看,并且说：“我认识这张脸.”第二个官员看了下照片并问希尔先生来自哪里.当第二个官员听到希尔相声是从巴黎回来的,说：“一个留着胡子的英国人于星期五在巴黎偷了一幅画.并且那个人看起来就像这样.”
突然第二个官员意识到希尔先生是谁.他回到希尔先生那里并问道：“你在第二高中执教吗?”
当听到希尔先生让人惊讶而肯定的回答时,第一个官员微笑着说：“我也这么想的.我是史密斯·杰克.你教过我法语.你真是一点都没变.”
大意是 希尔先生在机场安检时,被误认为是偷画人,因为他的胡子.最后被一个安检人员认出,原来他只是一个教法语的高中老师,并且教过那个安检人员.（具有讽刺意）