求：英语值日报告要求简单,初中水平就行了,不然我读不了100-200字就够了谢谢了啊

Question

求：英语值日报告
要求简单,初中水平就行了 ,不然我读不了
100-200字就够了
谢谢了啊

Answer 1

hello,everyone,i am on duty today .i would like to share a funny joke with you,hope you like it,and have a nice day!
A Girl Just Like Mother
No matter which girl he brought home,the young man found disapproval（不满） from his mother． A friend gave him advice（建议）．
“Find a girl just like your mother—then she's bound to（一定会） like her．
So the young man searched and searched（寻找）,and finally found the girl．He told his friend：
“Just like you said,I found a girl who looked,talked,dressed,and even cooked like mother．And just as you said,mother liked her”
“So,”asked the friend,“what happened?”
“Nothing,”said the young man．“My father hates her!”
看到值日生报告,想起我的初中生活.我总是讲笑话.一大早让大家开心,一天都会很快乐吧.