求英文小笑话!带翻译!如果带语法点更好!

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求英文小笑话!带翻译!如果带语法点更好!

Answer 1

He Won
Tommy:How is your little brother,Johnny?Johnny:He is ill in bed.He hurt himself.
Tommy:That's too bad.How did that happen?
Johnny:We played who could lean furthest out of the window,and he won.
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
约翰尼：他害病卧床了.他受了伤.
汤姆：真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
约翰尼：我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了.
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked,"What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan."I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里.他妈妈问,“发生了什么事?”
“一个男孩咬了我一口,”伊凡说.
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问.
“他走到哪里我都能认出他,”伊凡说.“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢.”
To Give Up the Seat
Little Johnny says "Mom,when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning,he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well,you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy,I was sitting on daddy's lap."
让座
小约翰告诉妈妈：“早上我和爸爸坐公车时,他让我给一位女士让座.”
“好,你做得对.”妈妈说.
“但是,妈妈,我那时正坐在爸爸的大腿上.”