请帮我翻译为中文,谢谢~~Whoneedsspoonsanymore?Howdoyoulikeyourcoffee?Creamwithonesugar?Nice.Justcream?Cool.Black?Rockon.Everybodyexcepttheblackcoffeedrinkerlistenup-whatdoyouusetostiryourcoffee?Aspoon?S

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请帮我翻译为中文,谢谢~~
Who needs spoons anymore?
How do you like your coffee? Cream with one sugar? Nice. Just cream? Cool. Black? Rock on. Everybody except the black coffee drinker listen up - what do you use to stir your coffee? A spoon? Swizzles? Tongue depressors? Bah. All of those so-called stirring solutions are fraught with failure.
Spoons measure your sugar fine enough, but what a waste to have to wash (or toss) another utensil! Tongue depressors end up making your coffee taste like wood, and those stupid swizzles can't stir anything, are you kidding? What you need is a stirring solution for your hot and tasty beverage that doesn't add to landfill, or impart odd flavors to your drink while actually moving stuff around.
If we sound like that late great TV pitchman, we're in great company. We're genuinely enthusiastic about the Self-Stirring Mug! Stainless steel finish with a snap-lock lid keeps your drink hot. Don't forget - inside this mug is a spinning plastic disk that frappes your drink into a whirling blended maelstrom of deliciousness. Too much?
Just pop two AAA batteries inside the base, fill the mug with your favorite hot beverage, add your sweetener or creamer - or, hey! Maybe you just like a nice hot cup of cocoa! Any way, press the button on the handle and whirr your drink into a perfect blend. No more sandy sugar in the last dregs of your drink, and no more spoons!
Features
Mug with drink through lid included
Dimensions: 4 3/8" H x 3 3/8" W
To clean just pour in soap and press a button to stir.
14 oz mug

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有谁还会用勺子呢?
你喜欢什么口味的咖啡呢?一勺糖的牛奶咖啡?不错.只要奶?酷.浓咖啡?够味.那些不喝浓咖啡的人可要仔细听好了：你喜欢用什么东西搅拌咖啡呢?勺子?香槟调酒棒?压舌板?哈.上面列举的搅拌工具的效果可是相当的差强人意啊.
汤勺可以很好的估量用糖量,但是最后还得用器皿清洗它,或是扔一边去,真是浪费.压舌板总是让你的咖啡尝起来有一种木头味,还有那些愚蠢的调酒棒根本搅拌不了东西,你是在开玩笑吗?你所需要的一种搅拌方法只是希望在搅拌过程中让一杯温热的饮料更加可口醇厚,不至于混入杂味而已.
如果我们的说辞听起来像是近日那位著名的电视推销员,那么我们就真是大公司了.我们都被这个带有自动搅拌功能的马克杯惊呆了!这款杯子通体采用不锈钢制作而成,特有的弹簧锁盖使您的饮品总是“热”情四溢.别忘了——这款马克杯的内层有一个可以旋转的塑料盘,它能制造出容可口醇厚于一身的大漩涡.只需安装两节AAA电池,将您钟爱的热饮倒入马克杯中,加好甜味剂或是奶油,或是,嘿!也许你只是想喝一杯美味而热乎乎的可可饮料!轻按一下控制手柄上的按钮就能让您的饮料达到完美的匀度.保证不会再见到杯底的冰糖渣,而且再也用不着勺子了!